Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his time driving within the speed limit but the Japanese was getting impatient. The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.
A Toyota Camry overtook the taxis…zoom…
Japanese: Look…look… Toyota !! …very fast!!! … Made in Japan! Proton…no good…. made in Malaysia.
Driver: yah…
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi…zoom…
Japanese: Look… look… Nissan!! …very good!! very fast! …Made in Japan! Proton… no good… made in Malaysia
Driver: yah….yah…
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi…zoom…
Japanese: look…. look… Honda!! …very good!! …very fast!! …Made in Japan! Proton…no good… made in Malaysia
Driver: yah…yah…yah….!
Arriving at the airport, the Japanese is about to pay the taxi driver.
Japanese: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Japanese: Oh… very expensive…. you overcharge !
Driver: Noooo… look… look… Sony meter!! …very good!! …very fast!…. Made in Japan!
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This is the only thing that I think it may happen after the recession…Haha…All impossible things will become possible…
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There have a lot of funny signboard at Taiwan that you can’t imagine. Just take a look on these:
Not care about human life too…
Lol..Good Slogan !!!
Take care of your brother…lol
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Mr. Bean While In Grade School
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the
answer is 6 !
At An ATM Machine
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
Mr. Bean Sees A Doctor
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
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One day, Siew Pau and Maggi Mee had a big fight.
Maggi Mee beat Siew Pau up until it had bruises on Siew Pau’s body.
Siew Pau loose in the fight and went back to tell all the Pau’s family; Kaya Pau, Tau Sa Pau, Curry Pau, and etc. So all Paus went to find Maggi Mee for revenge.
On the way, they met Spaghetti? So all Pau ran to Spaghetti and beat the hell up on Spaghetti and Spaghetti can’t say a word, Spaghetti then scream…
“What did i do? I don’t even know you all”.
Then the Siew Pau say…
“HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don’t think I can’t recognize you after you do REBONDING!
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