Apr
30th

Learning Hokkien Is Fun

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Question: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
Answer : Because when it’s cold, they go ‘kwah, kwah, kwah’

Question: How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
Answer: Hae hae hae (Hokkien for prawns)

Question: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
Answer: Hoo hoo hoo (Hokkien for fish)

And here is a classic…

Question: What’s the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy tales?
Answer: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time…

And

Hokkien fairy tales begin with ‘Lim Pek ka li kong…’

Apr
27th

Why Football Is Played For 45 Minutes?

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Why football is played for 45 minutes per half-time? Those who thought of this must have lots of time.

Why people play football for 45 minutes, not 30 minutes or 1 hour? Even
the sports scientist and some of the senior players could not give the right answer. In that confusing situation one person came up with a reasonable answer. He said…”The reason people play this game for 45 minutes is…

There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team. Each player brings his own “2 balls” So in total there are 44 balls. There is one ball on the ground itself. Thus the grand total is 45″. Question Answered !!

Sometimes there is extra time of 2 minutes, which is the referee’s ball!

Apr
25th

Animator vs Animation

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Funny flash videos, i love this kind of videos so much! This is incredibly entertaining!!! It is a kind of series that flash creator fighting against flash object… Lets the war start.



Apr
18th

Mini Protection “GLOVE”

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Guess What?

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Take a look…Does it look familiar to you???

Open it…OMG!!!

Come’on SO SMALL!!!

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In Fact, this is…

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LOL…This is PDA Screen Protection Glove!

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What you think off?

LOL…Funny right??

I knew what you have thought off!!!

Apr
15th

How To Talk Politely With Taxi Driver?

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Driver: Nak ke mana cik?

Penumpang: Saya nak ke bandar Georgetown. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan Puki Mak U Lah…

Driver: Cik, kita ni orang Melayu. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yang lebih sopan.

Penumpang: Nak sopan macam mana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya.

Driver: %$#@&*