Thanks for stopping by! I am sure you might like my latest funny animal signs here…
I had a revelation the other day that there are probably some funny signs out there related to animals. That’s an awesome animal signs that I had unfortunately never saw before…
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and if it doesn’t come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
1 of my friend is face difficult situation due to the current economy situation. So, he is seeking me for help him selling his house.
As a friend, i wish that i can help him and put up this ad. It’s a very good price RM16.000.00 only come with 3 rooms and his car will be given a way to successful buyer as a free gift.
This is first come first serve base. Please do not hesitate to ring me if you need to know more information. Thanks.
Here is the picture of his house…Haha…I am sure you never see this kind of house before…
Technorati Profile
Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is David, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
Patron: No, it’s still there.
Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
