Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don’t know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don’t know my father la…
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but… I will only get my report card tomorrow?
Mother: I know that, but I’m going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I’m scolding you now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8.
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know which is the right answer one?
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It’s an excellent comic, and it is worth reading all of them. It won’t take very long to do, either.
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This is a compilation of funny bus station, which is somewhat lame, but some of these are really great and we think that you will laugh at some of them
3M was so sure their Security Glass was unbreakable, they put a large stack of cash behind it and shoved it in a bus stop.
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A guy goes to the post office to apply for a new job.
The interviewer: “Have you been in the service?”
The guy: “Yes, I was in the armed forces for 3 years.”
The interviewer: “That will give you extra points toward employment” and then asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
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Do you think football match is a gay game? I do not think so. But these photos make me think different. See the gay sport of all time here…
Now they’re not even trying to hide its gayness!
See how gay they are…
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