It’s no secret that Tiger Woods is a marketer’s dream. If I’m a condom company, it’s better to sponsor for your product using Tiger Woods who has apparently slept with countless women and has no diseases for his hard work. Hahaha…
Sepasang suami isteri dalam perjalanan ke bandar dan kerana jaraknya yang jauh, mereka singgah untuk menginap di sebuah hotel sebelum meneruskan perjalanan keesokan paginya.
Akhirnya mereka bertemu dengan sebuah hotel yang cukup bagus walaupun tidak berbintang dan bermalam. Keesokan paginya ketika akan keluar hotel, mereka dikenakan bayaran RM200.00
“Hah? Ini kadar hotel 5 bintang. Awak tak salah kira ke?” tanya si suami terkejut.
Dia meminta dipanggilkan pengurus hotel dan membantah harga yang terlalu mahal. Setelah mendengar dengan penuh perhatian, pengurus berkata, “Hotel ABCD ini dilengkapi dengan kolam renang taraf antarabangsa, ruang persidangan dan berbagai hiburan semuanya bertaraf antarabangsa.”
“Tapi kami tidak langsung menggunakan kemudahan tersebut,” kata si suami berkeras.
“Salah Encik sendiri. kemudahan itu disediakan untuk dimanfaatkan,” kata si pengurus tak mau kalah.
Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.Funny Court Jokes
Below are the tips of how to feed your children properly. I hope that you will know how to feed your children with this guide.
OMG! That is freaking hysterical! This looks like the Sushi I really want when I really really famished. Hahaha…
