What is a CAT?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They’re totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They’re moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They’re tiny women in little fur coats.
Seorang Guru Tadika bertanya kepada anak muridnya…
Guru: “Siapa didalam kelas ini yang mengenal nombor?”
Ahmad: “Saya Cikgu”
Guru : “Apa betul awak kenal nombor-nombor?” ! ;
Ahmad: “Ya Cikgu.. Saya telah belajar dengan ayah”
Guru : “Baiklah.. mari kita lihat… selepas 3..berapa?”
Ahmad: “4″
Guru : “Bagus… Selepas 6?”
Ahmad: “7″
Guru : “Ya.. Bagus.. selepas 9?”
A Korean ask god,
Dear god, when will Korea win the world cup?
God answered, 100 years.
The Korean cried, thinking he won’t be alive to see the moment.
Then a Japanese ask god,
Dear god, when will Japan win the world cup?
God answered, 200 years.
The Japanese cried, thinking he won’t be alive to see the moment.
Then a Malaysian ask god,
Dear god, when will Malaysia win the world cup?
God cried.
Pada suatu hari Ahmad dan rakan karibnya, Hassan, pergi memancing
kat sungai. Dalam bosan-bosan menunggu ikan, Ahmad berkata,
Ahmad: aku ada satu cerita.
Hassan: cerita ape?
Ahmad: nanti kalau aku bercerita, kau kena ikut perkataan belakangnya, boleh?
Hassan: yela…
Ahmad pun memulakan ceritanya…
Ahmad : satu hari aku pergi memburu.
Hassan : memburu.
Ahmad : aku masuk ke dalam hutan.
Hassan : hutan.
Ahmad : tiba-tiba aku rasa nak terberak.
Hassan : berak.
Ahmad : aku berlari ke semak.
Hassan : semak.
Ahmad : aku pun berak.
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