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Jose and Carlos are beggars.

They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

Jose brings home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose,

“I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of $10 dollar bills every day?
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Bill Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to and administrative foul-up, Clinton was sent to Heaven and the Pope was sent to Hell.

The Pope explained the situation to the Devil; he checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged.

The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error.

The next day, the Pope was called in and the Devil said his good-bye as the Pope went off to Heaven.

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Exceptional work of creativity on the eggs which looks a bit funny…

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to England. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”

The man replied, “Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”

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