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Jeff and Karen were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,Jeff suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Karen promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jeff out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Karen’s heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Karen the news she said, “Karen, I have good news and bad news.”

“The good news is you’re being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind.”

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A Chinese man decides to retire and move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai .

He bought a small piece of land near Mt Isa. A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these ‘Chinese customs’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another ‘Chinese custom’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, …pause…., and then put his head next to the bull’s bum.

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Kedai Kopi Kristal Seafood located right in the heart of Pulau Tikus. They not only provide dine in or take away service but also provide delivery services right to your doorsteps. What impressed me is their WIFI access in their shop as this extra service is quite rare in Penang coffee shops.

This coffee shop provides various types of seafood dishes which include Nestum Prawn, Honey Chicken, Nestum Prawn, Steamed Grouper Fish and etc. Besides that, you can have a variety of soups there as well.

Braised Duck with Ginger

Nam Joo Pork Ribs

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