HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I’d rather have the money.
HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must’ve been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on , don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don’t you already have one?
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Oh yeah! It’s time to vote, people!
Leave your reason and logic at the door; it’s election time in Taiwan.
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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not called in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ” Hello ? ”
“Is your daddy home?” he asked.
” Yes ,” whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?”
The child whispered, ” No .”
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?” ” Yes .”
“May I talk with her?” Again the small voice whispered, ” No .”
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?”
” Yes ,” whispered the child, ” a policeman .”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
” No, he’s busy , ” whispered the child.
“Busy doing what?”
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