2 nude statues man n woman are built staring at each other in front of a pretty little garden. One day an angel comes down n turn them into real life humans.
“Do whatever u want to do! You have 30mins!” said the angel.
Excited, the 2 nude man n woman ran over to the bushes and there were sounds and movements all over the bushes. After 15min, they came out laughing and tired.
“You 2 still have 15min more to go” reminded the angel.
the male statue turns to the female n say “you wanna do it again?”
“Yes please. But this time i get to hold the bird’s leg and you poop on its head” answered the woman.
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Halloween holidays is a combination of festival of Samhain with All Saints’ Day and Roman religious rituals. Halloween is celebrated each year on October 31. Nowadays, it is joined with wearing costumes and masks. Especially some spooky masks like below:
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These are the perfect toys for the emotionally disturbed child. So, please make sure that your kid won’t plays with these toys!
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Our communication - Wireless
Our phones - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our food - Fatless
Our Sweets - Sugarless
Our labor - Effortless
Our relations - Fruitless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Worthless
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