Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !

Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng: “Do you have color TV ?”
Salesgirl : “Yes !”
Ah Beng: “Give me a green one, please”

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on “Salary Expected”, but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes ” Yes ”

Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.

Ah Beng: “What is that shiny object ?”
Salesgirl: “That is a thermos flask.”
Ah Beng: “What does it do ?”
Salesgirl: “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold”
Ah Beng: “I’ll buy it”
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss: “What is that shiny object ?”
Ah Beng: “It’s a thermos flask.”
Boss: “What does it do ?”
Ah Beng: “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold”
Boss: “What do you have in it !?”
Ah Beng: “Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream”