Sep
26th

Beggars Joke

Files under General Jokes | Posted by limpek | 971 views

Jose and Carlos are beggars.

They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

Jose brings home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose,

“I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of $10 dollar bills every day?
Jose says,

“Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlos reads his sign:

“I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”

“What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.

“No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!” says Jose.

Carlos says,

“All right amigo, what is on your sign?”

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