Sep
10th

What Impression Do You Get From China People?

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He trained to be like that…Will you follow him?

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Prevent from other people steal computer data?

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Mini airport?

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Apr
9th

How People In China Queue Up

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In Beijing ’s railway station people are queuing to buy a railway ticket. It is impossible to jump queue.

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Look at Here’s how the Sizhuan people queue up.

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In Beijing a man complained that the queue in the MTR had caused his wife pregnant!

Mar
7th

Why Chinese Should Not Have Christian Names?

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These are the reasons why Chinese should not have Christian name:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)

Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)

Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)

Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)

Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)

Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)

Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)

Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)

Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)

Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)

Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)

Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)

Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)

Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)

Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)

Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

So, now you know that certain Christian Names are quite sensitive to us. You should learn from that and be careful to give your baby a Christian Name!!!