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The phone rings at FBI headquarters.

“Hello?”

“Hello, is this FBI?”

“Yes, What do you want?”

“I’m calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood.”

“This will be noted.”

Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.

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Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.Funny Court Jokes

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On a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The 4 passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.

Then, the young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me £1.00, I will show you my legs.” The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a quid out of their pocket.

And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, “If each of you gentlemen will give me £10.00, I’ll show you my thighs,” and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten pound notel. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.

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Do you think is this real or somebody modified the Jalan to Jalan Puki Mak U Lah in the photo? Hahaha…I found this is really funny!!!

Driver: Nak ke mana cik?

Passenger: Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan Puki Mak U Lah…

Driver: Cik, kita ni orang Melayu. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yang lebih sopan.

Passenger: Nak sopan macam mana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya.

Driver: %$#@&*

See the photo…

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