An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for gaining US Visa.

Consultant : What is your name?
Arab: Ahmad Kutu

Consultant: Sex?
Arab : five to six times per week

Consultant: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consultant: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consultant: Man,…isn’t it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style

Consultant: Oh…dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast

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Little Michael was heard by his mother reciting his homework: “Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch…”

“Michael !” shouted his mother. “Watch your language! You’re not allowed to use the swearwords.” “But, Mom,” replied the boy, “that’s what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it.”

Next day Michael’s mother went right into the classroom to complain. “Oh, heavens !” said the teacher. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say, ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’ “

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A few years ago, Prime Minister Ahmad was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets President Bush.

The instructor told Ahmad; when you shake hand with President Bush, please say ‘how are you’. Then Mr. Bush should say, ‘I am fine, and you?’ Now, you should say ‘me too’. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.’

It looks quite simple, but the truth is…

When Ahmad met Bush, he mistakenly said
‘Who are you ?’

Mr. Bush was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor.
‘Well, I’m Hillary’s husband, ha-ha…’

Then Ahmad replied
‘me too, ha-ha…’.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

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