What is a CAT?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They’re totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They’re moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They’re tiny women in little fur coats.
A Korean ask god,
Dear god, when will Korea win the world cup?
God answered, 100 years.
The Korean cried, thinking he won’t be alive to see the moment.
Then a Japanese ask god,
Dear god, when will Japan win the world cup?
God answered, 200 years.
The Japanese cried, thinking he won’t be alive to see the moment.
Then a Malaysian ask god,
Dear god, when will Malaysia win the world cup?
God cried.
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng: “Do you have color TV ?”
Salesgirl : “Yes !”
Ah Beng: “Give me a green one, please”
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on “Salary Expected”, but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes ” Yes ”
1. What is a 4-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3. What can you find in a man’s pants that is about 6 inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5. Name 5 words that are each 4 letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
Ah Meng was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.
This was what he came up with…
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.
But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
the man rush out and wanted to 5 with me.
I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up.
So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him.
Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.
So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven.
Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 .
He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down.
I don’t understand, I so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1 ..