Seorang Guru Tadika bertanya kepada anak muridnya…
Guru: “Siapa didalam kelas ini yang mengenal nombor?”
Ahmad: “Saya Cikgu”
Guru : “Apa betul awak kenal nombor-nombor?” ! ;
Ahmad: “Ya Cikgu.. Saya telah belajar dengan ayah”
Guru : “Baiklah.. mari kita lihat… selepas 3..berapa?”
Ahmad: “4″
Guru : “Bagus… Selepas 6?”
Ahmad: “7″
Guru : “Ya.. Bagus.. selepas 9?”
Pada suatu hari Ahmad dan rakan karibnya, Hassan, pergi memancing
kat sungai. Dalam bosan-bosan menunggu ikan, Ahmad berkata,
Ahmad: aku ada satu cerita.
Hassan: cerita ape?
Ahmad: nanti kalau aku bercerita, kau kena ikut perkataan belakangnya, boleh?
Hassan: yela…
Ahmad pun memulakan ceritanya…
Ahmad : satu hari aku pergi memburu.
Hassan : memburu.
Ahmad : aku masuk ke dalam hutan.
Hassan : hutan.
Ahmad : tiba-tiba aku rasa nak terberak.
Hassan : berak.
Ahmad : aku berlari ke semak.
Hassan : semak.
Ahmad : aku pun berak.
(more…)
Why Malaysian insists on using English for math and science?
This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school. See example below:-
Hardware = barangkeras
Software = baranglembut
Joystick = batang gembira
Plug and Play = cucuk dan main
Port = lubang
Server = pelayan
Client = pelanggan
Try to translate this:
I have a few friends who always send me a lots of interesting emails everyday, most of these emails are sources of inspiration and motivation to get started working every morning. Without them, I may need a few cups of coffee in the morning instead.
Anyway, I think these has to be the most awesome!
Cool! I am sure that most of you have seen this already. For those who miss it out, you can try to have a look on it. Whatever next, these crazy Malaysians are so sure this is a sin and yet they don’t think others will get angry at them. It happens only in Malaysia!!
