I love Singlish so much!? Haven’t laughed so much in long time already!

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Really love this song and Singlish. This is very singaporean…when rain comes you call PUB…Think that they are your parents to take care of you…Hahaha

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Everyone have good & bad habits, more or less, regardless of who they are or where they’re from. A lot of Singaporean are seriously lacking in social moral or worse, don’t even know the meaning of.

Personally, I think its all to do with the culture of the people. How do you think?

Acrobatic sleeper at McDonald’s

Woman yaks on phone and sits with legs up

MRT’s door aunties: They blatantly block entrance to train

How did this guy manage to bring a dog into MRT train?

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3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian were at the army supply base to collect underwear.

The Sergeant was there to aid the supplies.

Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 Sarjen (sergeant)!
Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many?
Ah Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.

Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 Sarjen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.

How about Indian?

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Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song “Ah Cheng Beh Ro Ti” (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread)

The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to reselect another song. The Ah Bengs were kicked up a big fuss, claiming that the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after many hours of talking, the manager managed to find out that the Ah Bengs were actually asking for the song “Unchained Melody“.

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