Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi General Hospital (CGH)? Because NCH stands for ‘Never Come Home’. That’s why business was very bad before it changed its name. Now CGH stands for ‘Can Go Home’. So business is picking up.
I love Singlish so much!? Haven’t laughed so much in long time already!
Really love this song and Singlish. This is very singaporean…when rain comes you call PUB…Think that they are your parents to take care of you…Hahaha
Everyone have good & bad habits, more or less, regardless of who they are or where they’re from. A lot of Singaporean are seriously lacking in social moral or worse, don’t even know the meaning of.
Personally, I think its all to do with the culture of the people. How do you think?
Acrobatic sleeper at McDonald’s
Woman yaks on phone and sits with legs up
MRT’s door aunties: They blatantly block entrance to train
How did this guy manage to bring a dog into MRT train?
3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian were at the army supply base to collect underwear.
The Sergeant was there to aid the supplies.
Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 Sarjen (sergeant)!
Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many?
Ah Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.
Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 Sarjen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.
How about Indian?