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	<title>LimPek's Funny Blog</title>
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	<description>Let Me Tell You A Joke. Are You Ready?</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 06:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Malaysian Cartoons</title>
		<link>http://www.limpek.com/malaysian-cartoons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 06:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>limpek</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Cartoon]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Malaysian Cartoons]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[






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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/MalaysianCartoons01.jpg" border="0" alt="Malaysian Cartoons " /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/MalaysianCartoons02.jpg" border="0" alt="Malaysian Cartoons " /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/MalaysianCartoons03.jpg" border="0" alt="Malaysian Cartoons " /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span id="more-918"></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/MalaysianCartoons04.jpg" border="0" alt="Malaysian Cartoons " /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/MalaysianCartoons05.jpg" border="0" alt="Malaysian Cartoons " /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/MalaysianCartoons06.jpg" border="0" alt="Malaysian Cartoons " /></p>
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		<title>Superb &#038; Creative Advertisements</title>
		<link>http://www.limpek.com/superb-creative-advertisements/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 01:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>limpek</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Advertisement]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Creative Advertisements]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Superb Advertisements]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The headline is a beautiful play of words.
Save Trees. Trees Save. 

The copy says: &#8220;Harry&#8217;s bread. Nice and Soft.&#8221; Indeed. 

If you think, You can. 


Thank God the zoom was invented&#8230; 

Creative use of bowling alleys to advertise for dental implant insurance&#8230; 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The headline is a beautiful play of words.</p>
<p><strong>Save Trees. Trees Save. </strong></p>
<p><img src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/SuperbAdvertisement01.jpg" border="0" alt="Superb &amp; Creative Advertisement" /></p>
<p><strong>The copy says: &#8220;Harry&#8217;s bread. Nice and Soft.&#8221; Indeed. </strong></p>
<p><img src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/SuperbAdvertisement02.jpg" border="0" alt="Superb &amp; Creative Advertisement" /></p>
<p><strong>If you think, </strong><strong>You can. </strong></p>
<p><img src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/SuperbAdvertisement03.jpg" border="0" alt="Superb &amp; Creative Advertisement" /></p>
<p><span id="more-916"></span></p>
<p><strong>Thank God the zoom was invented&#8230; </strong></p>
<p><img src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/SuperbAdvertisement04.jpg" border="0" alt="Superb &amp; Creative Advertisement" /></p>
<p><strong>Creative use of bowling alleys to advertise for dental implant insurance&#8230; </strong></p>
<p><img src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/SuperbAdvertisement05.jpg" border="0" alt="Superb &amp; Creative Advertisement" /></p>
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		<title>Funny Working Poem in Hokkien</title>
		<link>http://www.limpek.com/funny-working-poem-in-hokkien/</link>
		<comments>http://www.limpek.com/funny-working-poem-in-hokkien/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 08:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>limpek</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Hokkien]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Working Poem]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[early morning go to work oredi,
open outlook email sure banyak lagi,
tapi kena makan dulu sorry.
tengah makan hp berbunyi,
i ask apa lu mahu lagi,
always sure got kerja high priority.
after tabao naik atas duduk kerusi,
belum login IM sudah bunyi,
belum jawab, outlook prompt meeting lagi,
oh can someone pls help me !!!
tengok jam masa 12 tengah hari,
it&#8217;s time for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>early morning go to work oredi,<br />
open outlook email sure banyak lagi,<br />
tapi kena makan dulu sorry.</p>
<p>tengah makan hp berbunyi,<br />
i ask apa lu mahu lagi,<br />
always sure got kerja high priority.</p>
<p>after tabao naik atas duduk kerusi,<br />
belum login IM sudah bunyi,<br />
belum jawab, outlook prompt meeting lagi,<br />
oh can someone pls help me !!!</p>
<p>tengok jam masa 12 tengah hari,<br />
it&#8217;s time for lunch tapi tak dapat pergi,<br />
selalu have to jiak ka ki,</p>
<p>that&#8217;s why i always say pity me.</p>
<p><span id="more-913"></span>after lunch i m so busy,<br />
tapi ada orang still can enjoy tea,<br />
belum pukul 5 sudah lari,<br />
wonder why i cannot claim OT.</p>
<p>kawan tanya macam mana kebelakangan ini,<br />
wah this question wa beh hiao tap ee,<br />
tell him i am very bz,<br />
tapi ee kong wa gao cho hi,<br />
feel like my life is so beh ki,<br />
an chua cho i can be easy,<br />
bo koh leng ai aneh kuan continue lok ki,<br />
surely one day wa eh si!!!!</p>
<p>chui kang mm zhai ai tan ka ti si,<br />
sin loh pun tui diao bo tan khi,<br />
tapi ming kia gui ka beh si,<br />
beh guai wa ti ti kong wa boh <strong>MONEY</strong>!!!</p>
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		<title>6 Weeks, 6 Months, 6 Years</title>
		<link>http://www.limpek.com/6-weeks-6-months-6-years/</link>
		<comments>http://www.limpek.com/6-weeks-6-months-6-years/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 06:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>limpek</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[6 Months]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[6 Weeks]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[6 Years]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dating process: 
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months: Of course I love U.
6 years: GOD, if I didn&#8217;t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks: Honey, I&#8217;m home.
6 months: BACK!!
6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 weeks: Honey, I really hope [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Dating process: </strong></p>
<p>6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U.</p>
<p>6 months: Of course I love U.</p>
<p>6 years: GOD, if I didn&#8217;t love U, then why the hell did I propose?</p>
<p><strong>Back from Work:</strong></p>
<p>6 weeks: Honey, I&#8217;m home.</p>
<p>6 months: BACK!!</p>
<p>6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??</p>
<p><strong>Gifts:</strong></p>
<p>6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.</p>
<p>6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.</p>
<p>6 years: Here&#8217;s the money. Buy yourself something.</p>
<p><strong>Phone Ringing:</strong></p>
<p>6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.</p>
<p>6 months: Here, for you.</p>
<p>6 years: PHONE RINGING.</p>
<p><strong>Cooking:</strong></p>
<p>6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!</p>
<p>6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?</p>
<p>6 years: AGAIN!!!!</p>
<p><strong>Apology:</strong></p>
<p>6 weeks: Honey muffin, don&#8217;t you worry, I’ll never hold this against you.</p>
<p>6 months: Watch out! Don&#8217;t do it again.</p>
<p>6 years: What&#8217;s not to understand about what I just said??<br />
<span id="more-911"></span></p>
<p><strong>New Dress:</strong></p>
<p>6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.</p>
<p>6 months: You bought a new dress again???</p>
<p>6 years: How much did THAT cost me?</p>
<p><strong>Planning for Vacations:</strong></p>
<p>6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??</p>
<p>6 months: What&#8217;s so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?</p>
<p>6 years: Travel? What&#8217;s so bad about staying home???</p>
<p><strong>TV:</strong></p>
<p>6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?</p>
<p>6 months: I like this movie.</p>
<p>6 years: I&#8217;m going to watch ESPN, if you&#8217;re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.</p>
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		<title>Unusual Pictures</title>
		<link>http://www.limpek.com/unusual-pictures/</link>
		<comments>http://www.limpek.com/unusual-pictures/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>limpek</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Picture]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Unusual Pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This statue, created by Bruno Catalano, is located in France

Haus Rizzi - Germany

Favelas of Brazil . The boundary between wealth and poverty.


Balcony of floor 103 in Chicago, John Hancock Building.

Skyscraper-Crescent Crescent Moon Tower ( Dubai )

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">This statue, created by Bruno Catalano, is located in France</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/unusualpic01.jpg" border="0" alt="Unusual Pictures" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Haus Rizzi - Germany</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/unusualpic02.jpg" border="0" alt="Unusual Pictures" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Favelas of Brazil . The boundary between wealth and poverty.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/unusualpic03.jpg" border="0" alt="Unusual Pictures" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span id="more-909"></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Balcony of floor 103 in Chicago, John Hancock Building.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/unusualpic04.jpg" border="0" alt="Unusual Pictures" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Skyscraper-Crescent Crescent Moon Tower ( Dubai )</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/unusualpic05.jpg" border="0" alt="Unusual Pictures" /></p>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Most Beautiful Bus Stops</title>
		<link>http://www.limpek.com/worlds-most-beautiful-bus-stops/</link>
		<comments>http://www.limpek.com/worlds-most-beautiful-bus-stops/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 06:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>limpek</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Picture]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Beautiful Bus Stops]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[California

England

Russia

France


Finland

Holland

Malaysia BOLEH!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>California</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/BusStops01.jpg" border="0" alt="Beautiful Bus Stops" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>England</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/BusStops02.jpg" border="0" alt="Beautiful Bus Stops" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Russia</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/BusStops03.jpg" border="0" alt="Beautiful Bus Stops" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>France</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/BusStops04.jpg" border="0" alt="Beautiful Bus Stops" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span id="more-906"></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Finland</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/BusStops05.jpg" border="0" alt="Beautiful Bus Stops" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Holland</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/BusStops06.jpg" border="0" alt="Beautiful Bus Stops" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Malaysia BOLEH!</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/BusStops07.jpg" border="0" alt="Beautiful Bus Stops" /></p>
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		<title>Cool &#038; Funny Olympics Photos</title>
		<link>http://www.limpek.com/cool-funny-olympics-photos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.limpek.com/cool-funny-olympics-photos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 07:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>limpek</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Picture]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Cool Olympics Photos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Olympics Photos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Olympics images]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Olympics Pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[





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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/funnyolympicsphoto01.jpg" border="0" alt="funny olympics photo" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/funnyolympicsphoto03.jpg" border="0" alt="funny olympics photo" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/funnyolympicsphoto04.jpg" border="0" alt="funny olympics photo" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span id="more-902"></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/funnyolympicsphoto05.jpg" border="0" alt="funny olympics photo" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x356/imdavidlee123/funnyolympicsphoto06.jpg" border="0" alt="funny olympics photo" /></p>
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		<title>Penang Blogger Gathering Event</title>
		<link>http://www.limpek.com/penang-blogger-gathering-event/</link>
		<comments>http://www.limpek.com/penang-blogger-gathering-event/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 13:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>limpek</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Food Review]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hana Maki]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Live Lobster Mentaiyaki]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mango sorbet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Omo Tempura Soft Shell Crab]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sakae Teppanyaki]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Salmon Sashimi]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Soft Shell Crape Crape]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last weekend, on the 24th of September, we had our much anticipated bloggers gathering at Sakae Teppanyaki, Auto City in Penang. This gathering saw a total of 20 attendees. The number of head count was made possible with the team spirit of the blogger group and the hardwork of the organiser of this gathering event, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last weekend, on the 24th of September, we had our much anticipated bloggers gathering at Sakae Teppanyaki, Auto City in Penang. This gathering saw a total of 20 attendees. The number of head count was made possible with the team spirit of the blogger group and the hardwork of the organiser of this gathering event, namely Ranney Kok (Marketing Execitive).</p>
<p><img src="http://limpek.com/sakae.JPG" alt="" /></p>
<p>Apparently, it‘s not my first dining experience to Sakae Teppanyaki, the first and last time I dined there was in the mid of last year. The delicacies that we had before and now have somewhat changed a little bit. However, the night was not really about the food, it was mainly about people, free sharing of ideas and knowledge and most of us have fun.</p>
<p><img src="http://limpek.com/sweekee.JPG" alt="" /></p>
<p>The event started with the blogger arrival from 7:45pm onwards. For those who arrived early like us were busy mingling around and taking photos.</p>
<p><img src="http://limpek.com/sakaegiftvoucher.JPG" alt="" /></p>
<p>At first, we have received a RM50 gift voucher from Sakae Sushi &amp; Teppanyaki while registration. The thing that made me unforgettable is we no need to pay RM20 for the registration which has been foresaid in the invitation. But, it&#8217;s fully sponsored by Sakae. It&#8217;s impressed me!</p>
<p><span id="more-890"></span></p>
<p><img src="http://limpek.com/Soft Shell Crape Crape.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://limpek.com/Hana Maki.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>The food that I like the most there are Soft Shell Crape Crape and Hana Maki. Why do I like the Soft Shell Crape Crape and Hana Maki? The Hana Maki is made up of the rice and topped with the mayonnaise and 2 pieces of Salmon place around the rice and the mayonnaise. It not only looks nice but also tastes good.</p>
<p><img src="http://limpek.com/Salmon Sashimi.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Another one is Salmon Sashimi, which we tried to eat together with the Wasabi, and it&#8217;s heavenly nice as the salmon is fresh and it&#8217;s very soothing when swallowing it.</p>
<p><img src="http://limpek.com/OmoTempuraSoftShellCrab.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>After that, we had Omo Tempura Soft Shell Crab. This dish came with fish floss, egg crepe, the mayonnaise, garlic and lemon together.</p>
<p><img src="http://limpek.com/LiveLobsterMentaiyaki.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Next, we had the Live Lobster Mentaiyaki! Wow! The live lobster grilled with codfish roe &amp; mayonnaise was served to us extremely well. The taste was just heavenly. Based on our group observations, we assume that this dish is to be hot favorites among ourselves.</p>
<p>One of the items that should not be missed is the dessert. They served us with Mango sorbet. It&#8217;s so delicious that I only have 3 words to describe it, which are yummy, luscious and prodigious!</p>
<p>Out of 10, I will give 8.5 as full marks, as the food in the restaurant is really nice. In a final note, I would like to recommend Soft Shell Crape Crape and Hana Maki to you.</p>
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		<title>Smokers Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.limpek.com/smokers-joke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 00:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>limpek</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Smokers Joke]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem High country
I always carry a MildSeven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am <strong>Peter Stuyvesant</strong><br />
I have two friends, <strong>Benson </strong>and <strong>Hedges</strong><br />
I came from the city of <strong>Marlboro</strong>,<br />
In the<strong> Salem High</strong> country<br />
I always carry a <strong>MildSeven</strong><br />
I rode on a <strong>White Horse</strong><br />
Going to <strong>Kingsway </strong>in <strong>Kent</strong><br />
It was <strong>Lucky Strike</strong> I fell in love<br />
With the daughter of <strong>Master Duke</strong><br />
Her name was <strong>YSL</strong><br />
We got married by <strong>Perillys</strong>, the priest<br />
We checked in at the house of <strong>Dunhill</strong><br />
And booked into room number <strong>555</strong><br />
I laid her on the bed made of <strong>Gold Leaf</strong><br />
I played with her two <strong>Matterhorns</strong><br />
When I poked in my <strong>Rothmans King Size</strong><br />
She cried in delight, &#8220;You are a <strong>Rough Rider</strong>!!!&#8221;<br />
You are riding like a mad <strong>Camel</strong><br />
When I asked her if she is satisfied<br />
She answered&#8221; I want MORE!!!!&#8221;<br />
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to<br />
enter her <strong>Gudang Garam</strong>.<br />
She said&#8230; depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna!!</p>
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		<title>Wetting the Fingers</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A husband and wife are lying down on their bed. The husband is reading a book. The wife simply lies next to him. The husband pulls up his wife&#8217;s nightie. Every five minutes, he touches her vagina and continues reading. The wife gets up and starts undressing.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A husband and wife are lying down on their bed. The husband is reading a book. The wife simply lies next to him. The husband pulls up his wife&#8217;s nightie. Every five minutes, he touches her vagina and continues reading. The wife gets up and starts undressing.</p>
<p>The husband asks - &#8221; What are you doing ? &#8221;<br />
The wife replies - &#8221; You kept touching between my legs. I thought you were in the mood and wanted sex. So, I am un-dressing ! &#8221;</p>
<p>The husband replies - &#8221; Don&#8217;t be silly. I was simply wetting my fingers, to be able to turn the pages of this book ! &#8220;</p>
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