Haus Rizzi - Germany

Favelas of Brazil . The boundary between wealth and poverty.

Balcony of floor 103 in Chicago, John Hancock Building.

Skyscraper-Crescent Crescent Moon Tower ( Dubai )

England

Russia

France

Finland

Holland

Malaysia BOLEH!

Apparently, it‘s not my first dining experience to Sakae Teppanyaki, the first and last time I dined there was in the mid of last year. The delicacies that we had before and now have somewhat changed a little bit. However, the night was not really about the food, it was mainly about people, free sharing of ideas and knowledge and most of us have fun.

The event started with the blogger arrival from 7:45pm onwards. For those who arrived early like us were busy mingling around and taking photos.

At first, we have received a RM50 gift voucher from Sakae Sushi & Teppanyaki while registration. The thing that made me unforgettable is we no need to pay RM20 for the registration which has been foresaid in the invitation. But, it’s fully sponsored by Sakae. It’s impressed me!

The food that I like the most there are Soft Shell Crape Crape and Hana Maki. Why do I like the Soft Shell Crape Crape and Hana Maki? The Hana Maki is made up of the rice and topped with the mayonnaise and 2 pieces of Salmon place around the rice and the mayonnaise. It not only looks nice but also tastes good.

Another one is Salmon Sashimi, which we tried to eat together with the Wasabi, and it’s heavenly nice as the salmon is fresh and it’s very soothing when swallowing it.

After that, we had Omo Tempura Soft Shell Crab. This dish came with fish floss, egg crepe, the mayonnaise, garlic and lemon together.

Next, we had the Live Lobster Mentaiyaki! Wow! The live lobster grilled with codfish roe & mayonnaise was served to us extremely well. The taste was just heavenly. Based on our group observations, we assume that this dish is to be hot favorites among ourselves.

One of the items that should not be missed is the dessert. They served us with Mango sorbet. It’s so delicious that I only have 3 words to describe it, which are yummy, luscious and prodigious!

Out of 10, I will give 8.5 as full marks, as the food in the restaurant is really nice. In a final note, I would like to recommend Soft Shell Crape Crape and Hana Maki to you.

The husband asks - ” What are you doing ? ”
The wife replies - ” You kept touching between my legs. I thought you were in the mood and wanted sex. So, I am un-dressing ! ”

The husband replies - ” Don’t be silly. I was simply wetting my fingers, to be able to turn the pages of this book ! “

Secretary: We have 300 resumes over here. Shall I start calling them for interview now?

Boss: Yes please, but discard the top 250 and call only the bottom 50.

Secretary: I don’t understand. There could be potential candidates on the 250 resumes you wan to discard!

Boss: Yes, you have a point. But once again, i don’t need unlucky people in this company!

TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A “CON” FOLDER

MAGIC 2 (For XP or earlier)
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1. Open an empty notepad file
2. Type “Bush hid the facts” (without the quotes)
3. Save it as whatever you want.
4. Close it, and re-open it.
Noticed the weird bug? No one can explain!

MAGIC 3
Again this is something funny and can’t be explained… At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn’t answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself…

Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
And see the magic…..!

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0, Premier League, Counter-Strike and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Reply:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is and entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command
C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Out 6.1. And Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support

“Do whatever u want to do! You have 30mins!” said the angel.

Excited, the 2 nude man n woman ran over to the bushes and there were sounds and movements all over the bushes. After 15min, they came out laughing and tired.

“You 2 still have 15min more to go” reminded the angel.

the male statue turns to the female n say “you wanna do it again?”

“Yes please. But this time i get to hold the bird’s leg and you poop on its head” answered the woman.