Mr. Bean While In Grade School

Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean : 9

Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the
answer is 6 !

At An ATM Machine

Friend : What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

Mr. Bean Sees A Doctor

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?

Doctor : Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!