Jul
21st
A guy goes to the post office to apply for a new job.
The interviewer: “Have you been in the service?”
The guy: “Yes, I was in the armed forces for 3 years.”
The interviewer: “That will give you extra points toward employment” and then asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy: “Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off.”
The interviewer: “OK, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM till 5:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM”
The guy: “If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?”
The interviewer: This is a government job. “For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”
By kelvin on Jul 22, 2009 | Reply
haha this is quite true
By tekkaus on Jul 22, 2009 | Reply
Hahaha ;D Wow! but then…not all have balls right? So…
By crazywrazy on Jul 22, 2009 | Reply
lol scratching balls for 2 hours? balls sure go missing den
By donna on Jul 22, 2009 | Reply
This is a government job. “For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”
hahahaha~~ soooooooooooo so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so absolutely TRUE!!!
By Alv0808 on Jul 22, 2009 | Reply
Yup.. it is true.. come at 8am to punch card.. disappear 2hrs for breakfast heeheee
By Laikepo on Jul 22, 2009 | Reply
wahahaha… that is good one.
By Danny on Jul 22, 2009 | Reply
added you already.
By pikeydude on Jul 22, 2009 | Reply
hmmmmmmmm……………….
By yamin on Jul 23, 2009 | Reply
good morning myanmartime. I visiting your home. so good.
By claire on Jul 23, 2009 | Reply
hi..coming from IPOH.. yes, govt jobs are quite senang.. no challenges.. just stroll along day by day.. hahaha..
By How I Lost 30 Pounds in 30 Days Without Diet on Jul 24, 2009 | Reply
Thanks for posting about this, I would love to read more about this topic.
By iris on Jul 29, 2009 | Reply
gov’s job is the same around the world? nothing but killing time?
By pisang on Jul 31, 2009 | Reply
wait
how’bout ladies?
they dun have balls at all…..
what do they scratch?
By chanel on Jun 19, 2010 | Reply
I would love to read more about this topic.