Nov
22nd

How Can A Student Pass the Exams?

Files under General Jokes | Posted by limpek | 987 views

Why student fails in exams…?
It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student

1. Sundays - 52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)
- means 30days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days
Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Remaining days = 3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day???
Balance = 0

How can a student pass ???”



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