3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian were at the army supply base to collect underwear.
The Sergeant was there to aid the supplies.
Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 Sarjen (sergeant)!
Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many?
Ah Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.
Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 Sarjen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.
How about Indian?
Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei?
Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!
Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why you need so many?
Tambi: January, February, March…One month one.
So, how many underwear do you need? Hahaha…
By pisang on Jun 4, 2009 | Reply
wei limpek….
you forgot….
tambi no need underwear..
they wear sarong all time.
you see ceti la
By lisa717 on Jun 4, 2009 | Reply
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By Calvyn on Jun 6, 2009 | Reply
er… Limpek need 7 too
By foongpc on Jun 6, 2009 | Reply
Hahaha! Only 12 underwears a year! LOL!
What a coincidence - I just blogged about underwears! : )
By via on Jun 8, 2009 | Reply
hahahaha…this is a damn funny joke ler….i think i need one everyday ler …depends too…if play sports….then one day need two ler…
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By chanel on Jun 19, 2010 | Reply
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