Question: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
Answer : Because when it’s cold, they go ‘kwah, kwah, kwah’

Question: How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
Answer: Hae hae hae (Hokkien for prawns)

Question: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
Answer: Hoo hoo hoo (Hokkien for fish)

And here is a classic…

Question: What’s the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy tales?
Answer: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time…

And

Hokkien fairy tales begin with ‘Lim Pek ka li kong…’