1. You can name all the players from the English Premier League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia, one name also cannot come out.

2. When Streamyx come, you complain Streamyx too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say Streamyx still the best.

3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there’s SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.

5. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in University, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in University and do commerce.

6. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceramah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organize a protest and ask you to go, you don’t want. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

7. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say ‘Wah! Very clever hor?‘ When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say ‘Aiya! Of course lah! He is Malay mah!’

8. When an Ang Moh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.