Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and if it doesn’t come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals per day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males per day.
Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend’s hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed at Tarzan. Tarzan asked “Why”?
A: The animals told him “Your tail is in front”.
By Jacob Yap on Jun 27, 2009 | Reply
LOL funny. Heard some of them before. Erm I think the tarzan 1 is not funny, shouldn’t put the the last one. =D
By Bengbeng on Jun 27, 2009 | Reply
in terms of ranking from most funny to least funny
3, 2,5, 4, 1, 6
By Yatz on Jun 28, 2009 | Reply
lol the bf’s hand lol
By EVo on Jun 28, 2009 | Reply
My vote goes to the sociology one. damn cun! thanks for dropping by dude..added ur link already =)
btw, why Lim Pek?
By Merryn on Jun 29, 2009 | Reply
i like the mozzie story too! LOL.. ok sure. why not? let’s exchange link..
By foongpc on Jun 30, 2009 | Reply
Haha! Very funny. I’ve heard some of them before. But it’s still funny reading them again : )
By Kikey Loo on Jun 30, 2009 | Reply
Thanks for visiting my blog
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By Kikey Loo on Jun 30, 2009 | Reply
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By donna on Jun 30, 2009 | Reply
HAHAHAHAHAHAH~~ WHAT THE….
SO FUNNY!!
By tekkaus on Jun 30, 2009 | Reply
Hahaha
A good one. All are awesome jokes. They really make my days. 
By JL on Jun 30, 2009 | Reply
Haha, jin kau lat loh
By kenwooi on Jul 2, 2009 | Reply
haha funny =D
By iris on Jul 29, 2009 | Reply
i am from shanghai ,i love your jokes!i added ur link already!