1.

Teacher: Are you good at math?
Student: Yes and no

Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: Yes, I’m no good at math !!!

2.

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Student: That’s not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one !!!

3.

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once !!!

4.

Teacher: Can you count to 10?
Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Teacher: Now go on from there.
Fred: Jack, Queen, King.

5.

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?
Student: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February…!

6.

Teacher: What’s you name ?
Student: Fred

Teacher: You should say “Sir”
Student: OK, Sir Fred !!!

7.

Teacher: What is the plural of mouse ?
Student: Mice

Teacher: Good, now what’s the plural of baby ?
Student: Twins !!!

8.

Father: How were the exam questions ?
Son: Easy

Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers !!!